i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
either way he was missing a nipple.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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