She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
