Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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