But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I came so hard my ears popped.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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