Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
