love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Randomize
