HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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