Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Randomize
