Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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