You made me cry and you don't even care
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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