Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
It's Friday. Sex?
we made out on top of his cat.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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