Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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