The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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