I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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