I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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