Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
it glows. i had to have it.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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