For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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