There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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