when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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