I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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