yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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