ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She bit a glass in half.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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