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Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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