Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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