Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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