My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So many bounce houses so little time
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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