Whod you bang
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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