It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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