One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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