I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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