Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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