yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Rumble strips road head = magical
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
