To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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