It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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