I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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