we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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