Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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