you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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