just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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