Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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