It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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