Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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