We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he fucked my hip out of place.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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