this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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