your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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