is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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