the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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