Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
