and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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