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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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