Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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