if i can run in heels then i can drive
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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