I puked a lego.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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