Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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